Thursday, January 10, 2008

Super Smash Bros. Brawl - A Prayer

Oh wise Nintendo Gods, we the followers of Wii, come before you today to beg your mercy. We present a sacrifice to you as a sign of our devotion and plead that you do not announce that Smash Bros Brawl is being delayed to March

Oh Gods, we grow weary of waiting and of the delays. Our Japanese counterparts receive your blessings so much sooner and after so much time we were true believers in your scripture of closely timed releases.

Please Gods, do not withhold your mighty blessings of ass kicking and face bashings. We understood the need for Galaxy but the time has passed.

In the name of Miyamoto, Amen.

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